So Good, He's Gotta Go

It's just not funny anymore. Landon Donovan is so much faster, smarter and -- well -- better than the majority of Major League Soccer. He has 10 goals this year in just 17 games with the Galaxy, and has added five assists. During most L.A. games I've seen, he's been the most dynamic player on the field, including David Beckham.

The problem is the breakaway goal he scored Wednesday night against the Chicago Fire. Donovan used a blazing run through the Fire defense to eventually poke a ball past Jon Busch, but in most good leagues that play doesn't happen. There's a small chance the well-timed run works, but no premier goalkeeper is going to allow Donovan the powerful and sloppy first touch, and they certainly wouldn't sit on the line, refusing to cut off Lando's angle (not to say Busch is a slob).

So when I write that Donovan must go overseas when the MLS season ends, it is with a selfish motive. I need the States to be good in the World Cup, and while -- even as a TFC season ticket holder -- I would love to see him time and again in person, tormenting the opposition,he's gotta move on.

If England manager Fabio Capello is demanding Beckham move back to Europe after the MLS campaign to keep his game sharp, then Donovan must as well. Assuming the Yanks get their act together and qualify for South Africa, imagine the States in the semis against Italy, and Donovan on a breakaway. It's hard to believe Wednesday's effort works against Gianluigi Buffon.

Wouldn't it be slick to see Landon Donovan working the wings with Clint Dempsey at Fulham, warming up for the World Cup on a club that's been kind to Americans? Maybe back to Germany with Borussia Monchengladbach, where he can work with Michael Bradley, or England's Hull, partnering with Jozy Altidore (not to mention non-Yank Stephen Hunt)?

He doesn't have to play alongside a Yank, or on a Champions League club, but there's no question Donovan will head somewhere to play. If he doesn't, it will be a major disappointment, homesickness or not.

Two more Yanks to Serie A?

<-- Sometimes photos look remarkably awkward. I like to think they were trying to get their chests as close as possible without touching.

So, multiple reports have recently-promoted Livorno getting on the red, white and blue bandwagon. Yes, after a decade of shutting out the States*, Serie A may acquire three Americans in a month.

On the heels of Oguchi Onyewu's three-year deal with AC Milan comes the news that the Amaranto want both Ricardo Clark and Landon Donovan to join their Italian side.

Clark is out of contract at the end of this MLS season, so he could be a reasonable January transfer target for Livorno, but reports say their boss questions whether the smaller side could afford the transfee fee Donovan would command from Major League Soccer. Both moves would appear to be January moves.

Clark plays for the Houston Dynamo, while Donovan is a member of the L.A. Galaxy.

By the way, Onyewu's AC Milan debut didn't go too well Wednesday night, a 2-1 loss to Club America in which he was beaten for a goal

*I'm not ignoring Giuseppe Rossi. Does he qualify as an American playing in Italy when he's pledged allegiance to Italy?

Review: "The Beckham Experiment"

Our first proper book review provides an interesting query -- do we summarize and do the American thing by saving you the reading of the book, or do we tell you why you should read it?

In terms of Grant Wahl's "The Beckham Experiment," the answer most certainly should be the latter, though to be fair he may give a little more of the former when he joins my radio show Saturday at 11:30 a.m. EST. Major League Soccer sits on the periphery of the American sports landscape which allowed Wahl a terrific amount of access to the behind the scenes workings of the league, the LA Galaxy and -- somewhat -- David Beckham's camp.

To the league's credit, it didn't shut down Wahl when things were clear the "experiment" was a mess. The author gets almost unrivaled access to the Galaxy, and somehow maintains an unbiased feel while reporting on some actions that are -- at least from a sporting standpoint -- quite despicable.

Here's what it comes down to -- what the MLS has done to ensure competitive balance makes a player's life pretty tough. For example, the bottom five players on the Galaxy's 2007 roster made $12,700 per year. The hotels are barely a C-plus, the schedule is near impossible at times and the league gets in its way a lot. But you get the sense that Beckham could've handled all that if the team won, and the Galaxy squad was mis- and micro-managed in what read like a cruel, slow death.

For a guy who had never lost more than five consecutive matches, Beckham endured much worse with the Galaxy, and didn't react well. He was almost forceably installed as captain, and didn't really provide much leadership, eventually spiralling into a passenger on a garbage soccer team... that was still filling stadia.

Sadly, if you're in this book just for the incindiery Landon Donovan quotes about Beckham, every single controversial one has been leaked, but reading about Donovan himself is a pivotal point of interest in the work, and Alexi Lalas is a terrific personality as well.

The book is absolutely worth reading, if only because it feels like Wahl picked the exact parts of the brain needed to make something intriguing. The inner workings of the entertainment business are splayed about like open-heart surgery, and the guts are a beautiful and ugly wonder.

For a full conversation with Wahl, tune into WGR550 AM in Buffalo at 11:30 a.m. EST this Saturday (July 18). You can listen online here.

Big Dollar Duckets

Whether or not Cristiano Ronaldo or Kaka take the pitch for Real Madrid for their Aug. 9 international friendly with Toronto FC of MLS, the fervor for the massive club's journey to Canada has already reached the Internet scalpers.

While TFC fans and season ticket holders will be paying anywhere from $125-$215 (76-130 British pounds) to be in the building for the visit of Los Galacticos, it'll be interesting to see how many die-hard Toronto fans feel the pull of an easy buck.

Season-ticket holders get first dibs Monday morning, but seats are already on sale -- presumably from the aforementioned holders -- at Stubhub.com, ranging between $209-$530. Presumably, that figure will climb once traditional scalpers are hawking their wares and/or C-Ron officially inks with Madrid.

The phenomenon extends to the much bally-hooed World Football Classic. Late July's faux-tournament between AC Milan, Inter, Chelsea and Club America sells for $35-$125 upfront, while games like AC vs. Inter in Foxboro on July 26 have most scalpees paying between $70-$300 to get in the door.

Oddly enough, the chance to see a home club versus a monster isn't translating in Los Angeles or Seattle the way it is in Toronto. The Sounders/Chelsea and Galaxy/AC Milan affairs won't cost fans much more than the box office.